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Artistic Cannibal!
A 25 year old artist from New Zealand
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Twits!
endivinity said:

you arent on the same plane of existence as the birthday skeleton. he must find you before your birthday or else he will be destroyed


Well its May 16th and he knows where to find me.  The internet!


endivinity said:

the birthday skeleton is looking for you. you have apparently trascended and he is angry at being cheated


My birthday is May 16?


endivinity said:

you are now obliged to draw more muscular ladies. also don't forget to eat all of your rice. very important


Sigh, alright.  Give me a minute.


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It is difficult to be sat on all day, every day, by some other creature, without forming an opinion on them.

On the other hand, it is perfectly possible to sit all day, every day, on top of another creature and not have the slightest thought about them whatsoever.

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this quote was literally in my sociology book 

(via marinashutup)

Drawing Requests

I can’t be bothered doing commissions tonight, so suggest something fun for me to draw! I’ll draw good ones.

FART la FART

PFFFFFFFFFlllllllllllfffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

FART la FART

PFFFFFFFFFlllllllllllfffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

No sir, I don’t like it.

No sir, I don’t like it.

spacetwinks:

all these fucking comics saying just “drop everything and do what you love, artists, cost is no object”, they never end, there’s so many of them

where is the comic that says “artists! make it easier to comfortably fund doing what you love by drawing dragons fucking on commission on furaffinity, eventually building up enough of a portfolio that you’re paying rent every single time you draw two fantasy monster dicks frotting furiously against each other”

endivinity said:

milk?


I answered a bunch of other questions you send me today but my tablet ate them?  Or maybe answered them privately?


alltimebestfriend said:

Your dancing pleases me.


That’s just what I can do lying down.  You should see me when I’m in the elevator.


endivinity said:

do you ever feel, like a plastic egg


I’m not morally opposed to them, but I’ve never tried it either.


Oh, I guess anyone who read that other post has to do it.  Or you can send me better questions because I’m slowly melting and need your cold, cold glaring.

"Once you get this you must share five random facts about yourself. Then pass this on to your ten favorite followers (◡‿◡✿)"

>n>; do it!
Are they facts if they’re about people?  People change all the time… Anyway…
1. My favourite tv show is fairly unanimously Reboot.  I used to collect the cards before I even knew there was a show.
2. I have a misshaped ear because I slept on it a lot before I was born.  I was a lazy baby, apparently.
3. I have no piercings, tattoos or tentacles.  Well…
4. I’m a Taurus and am also running out of “facts”.
5. I’ll be 27 this year!  27!  That’s… terrible.  Where is my life going?