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Artistic Cannibal!
A 25 year old artist from New Zealand
Check out my Jack of all Shades project and my art tag!
Before the New Year Resolutions

1. Finish my fucking portfolio because I am the fucking king of cartoonists and fuck you if your cynical bitch ass is hand hovering on the reply button

2.  Eat more goddamn fruit because its like candy my body actually fucking evolved to metabolise

3.  Go an entire week on homemade meals because fuck y’all I’m a man and I can cook a little and I defy your gender sterotyping bullcrap

4.  Play Kinect like, at least 15 minutes a day.  I’m going to buy Shape Up in October too.  Why the fuck does xBoxOne Fitness need to be streamed from the internet?  Losing my (virtual) progress 35 minutes in to a 45 minute session is crap.

5.  Get ripped.  A little ripped.  A moderate amount of ripped.  Ripping may vary from supplied image.  Fuck you, don’t judge me.

If you don’t click “like” or “favourite” or whatever after reading this, someone will send you an annoying chain mail.  And that’s the worst and most literal threat on the internet there is.

WHAT TUMBLR USER DO U SHIP ME WITH
Halloween commissions are now open.
I will literally take as many as my handsome hands can karate chop their way through, so pile them on me like dead fish at market.  Just as an added incentive, every 50 notes this post gets I’ll do a small drawing for one of the likers/rebloggers.
You can contact me via email, facebook, twitter, tumblr, deviantArt, furAffinity (if you must) or throwing dead homing pidgeons off the nearest pier and hoping one floats my way.  Happy haunting!

Halloween commissions are now open.

I will literally take as many as my handsome hands can karate chop their way through, so pile them on me like dead fish at market.  Just as an added incentive, every 50 notes this post gets I’ll do a small drawing for one of the likers/rebloggers.

You can contact me via email, facebook, twitter, tumblr, deviantArt, furAffinity (if you must) or throwing dead homing pidgeons off the nearest pier and hoping one floats my way.  Happy haunting!

Still working on it.

Still working on it, but hey, what do you think?I haven’t committed to any particular colour palette yet.

Still working on it, but hey, what do you think?
I haven’t committed to any particular colour palette yet.

Describe your favorite Pokémon in the shittiest manner possible

tinnyhouse:

hey-rogby:

edgemaverick:

joestarjohnny:

joestarbucks:

primalooze:

maractus:

steven-stoned:

darkfliercynthia:

shychiaichi:

a green humanoid with arm swords

a pastel cat dog rabbit thing with ribbons on it

Real Chicken

weird dog

siamese twin dragon

sad orphan dinosaur thing wearing it’s parents remains

purple ball

extra large flaming ferret

starfish that doesnt look like a starfish

if you picked him in red/blue, he can’t learn fly despite being a flying type

A fookin’ skunk, like.

Some kind of selfie nonsense. It was for a thing?  #selfie

Some kind of selfie nonsense. It was for a thing? #selfie

I’ve decided to settle for 6 fairy mounts (not all pictured), 2 different playable characters and maybe just the one boss for the next stage of #FairyJoust, which is refining the designs and making some final art.

Gosh, all I need now is some coders, a musician, maybe two voice actors, some assistant animators and a PledgeMe/kickstarter to pay them all.  I can dream, right?

Tagged. In a thing.

Here we go then.

name: Matthew Wills

nickname: Murk

birthday: May 16th

gender: Male

sexuality: Straight, have been known to date woo bisexuals

height: 172cm

time zone: New Zealand time.  The best time.

time: 1:57pm, Tuesday.

average hours of sleep: ‘Bout 8.

otp: Fan pairings are dumb.  But Zutarra, I guess.

first word to come to mind: Shmeh.

last thing I said to family: “Love you, bye.”

one place that makes me happy: I can be miserable anywhere.

how many blankets do I sleep under: Depends how many get stolen.

favorite beverage: Dr. Pepper?  I dunno, the novelty might be wearing off.

I’m not going to tag anyone, but if you found any of this information even slightly useful, find me a longer quiz to fill out.

The chin.  Every time.

The chin. Every time.

Falling…painting…fellow.  With a spare arm for the time being.

Falling…painting…fellow. With a spare arm for the time being.

SOIL… IS MY POWER! #ffu #finalfantasy #soil #ismypower #dreamcosplay

SOIL… IS MY POWER! #ffu #finalfantasy #soil #ismypower #dreamcosplay

I really should just finish this mountain of sketches I’ve been making.  #anglerfish #anthro

I really should just finish this mountain of sketches I’ve been making. #anglerfish #anthro

I’m getting drunk

Ask me a question.  I will drink each time I distribute wisdom.

tinnyhouse:

pinkypelos:

leseanthomas:

OMFG. THIS. SHOW.

I need this man’s courage like water

YOU CAN DO IT MAN